2017 - Strange but true: Actual news from the past year

> Wind blows door off BC home: Facebook post from Jeffrey Kelts (pictured): “Well bummer, Debbie opened the storm door to let the dogs outside and the wind caught it and ripped it off the house. Guess I need a new one.”

> Swan falls off Cafe Sante Roof (Jan. 25) - Story
> Pagan priest wins right to wear goat horns in DMV photo - Story
> Firetruck malfunctions, runs over fireman, rolls into burning building - Story